I lost an entire workday poring through documentation, FAQs, and troubleshooting guides, and to limited success. You have to change the core files of the game to make them work. But these mods are not simply switches you turn off and on. My ambition outweighed my common sense, and I downloaded far more mods than I needed. Here's how my idea, and possibly my life, went wrong. In the end, the only thing I wanted to jerk was my computer as I fantasized about ripping it from the wall and throwing it through the window. What followed was countless hours of anger, bafflement, and terror as I experienced more sexual frustration in Skyrim than I ever have in real life. I was going to write about my adventures for your horrified amusement and then quietly revisit this magical land on Saturday nights when I was drunk and lonely. I wanted to install pornographic Skyrim mods that would let me have lots of sex, go on sensual quests, and shoot lightning bolts out of my tits. I was once a simple man with a simple dream. It's probably best, like with any article, to just read it in a place where you can't get fired or expelled. Warning: This article contains a few images that could be considered not safe for work/school.